Remember when we'd dream of what 2020 would look like? Well, now we're living in it and it's basically like living in the wild west. Black mirror seems less and less like fiction as some of the craziest ideas come to life right in front of us. So, what is a person to do? We can either submit to these other-worldly stressors, or we can take baby steps to protect ourselves. It's for that reason that Project Stackhouse has designed the Intergalactic Stress Defence Shield (ISDS) Hoodie.
On the surface, the ISDS may look like a lightweight long sleeve hoodie made out of 100% ring-spun cotton (pre-shrunk). BUT, after getting it analyzed under a geological polarizing microscope - this specific strain of cotton seems to also possess some flavonoids that are commonly found in citrus fruits called apigenin and naringenin. When worn, a thermal and nutrient-induced polarizing wave of calmness, confidence, and protection surges through your loins.
Our labs have confirmed that consuming citrus fruits while sporting the ISDS sweater and generally being a sick-hot, fearless, and trustworthy human will continue to support its effectiveness and nutrient stores for as long as it’s owned.
